Arthur: Hello!
Elf: Uh, Arthur! Go away! There's nothing to see. That's not satan's son. And I am not a demon. There's nothing up here. Or down there. There's no army of 1.6 million demons planning the delivery of 2.1 billion gifts in one night. [Laughs] That's just a story for kids.
Arthur: Is he telling you about...it's brilliant, Christmas every day.
Elf: That's not Arthur!
Arthur: I'm Arthur!
Elf: He's not the son of satan. Satan doesn't exist. And he's gone out, anyway.
Arthur: SATAN! Dad! It's my dad!
Elf: And there is no gigantic flying sleigh [saucer] doing practice maneuvers over the pole!
Arthur: Wow!
Elf: Polar bear!! In the hatch!
Brilliant.
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