Thursday, November 3, 2011

Replacing Santa with "satan"/elf with "demon"



Arthur: Hello!

Elf: Uh, Arthur!   Go away!   There's nothing to see.  That's not satan's son.  And I am not a demon.  There's nothing up here.  Or down there.   There's no army of 1.6 million demons planning the delivery of 2.1 billion gifts in one night.  [Laughs] That's just a story for kids.

Arthur: Is he telling you about...it's brilliant, Christmas every day.

Elf: That's not Arthur!

Arthur: I'm Arthur!

Elf: He's not the son of satan.  Satan doesn't exist.  And he's gone out, anyway.

Arthur: SATAN!  Dad!  It's my dad!

Elf: And there is no gigantic flying sleigh [saucer] doing practice maneuvers over the pole!

Arthur: Wow!


Elf: Polar bear!!  In the hatch!

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